From the Onion: Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ

Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

“Overwhelmed by prayers,”  Jesus Christ is urging folks to enlist the services of a customer service rep from Tacoma, Washington, who has promised the same level of service as people have come to expect from the Son of God himself, according to the Onion.

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This is my laser gun. it makes this noise.

Humorous Pictures
Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

And is that poker cats contest effective at stopping online poker spam, I wonder?

The amount of faith related LOLcats on I Can Has Cheezburger lately has been cracking me up. Feel the love. Click the picture and visit the blog.

And on that note: whatever soap the church is using over in Wagner Hall? My cat loves it. She keeps licking my hand, to a point that I’m reminded of what happens when you try to erase your hand in grade school. OW.

Fun with headlines

Mad Priest should enjoy this one:

Church Announces Different Kind of ‘Comeback’

But it’s not the headline so much as the deck:
The Roman Catholic Church announced that it will exhume the body of Padre Pio, an Italian priest made a saint in 2002, to better conserve his remains.

Coming up for air

Briefly, must come up and say howdy, because DFH made the most ironic funny, or the funniest irony, I’ve heard in ages. Bear in mind I’m an ally and card-carrying HRC and True Colors kinda gal, so I say this with a big grin on my face.

As we were coming home, driving into the valley and out from under some massive thunderstorms, I got to looking around for what i knew had to be a rainbow. The reason we missed it at first? It was so high up. A greater-than-180˚ arc with a fat spectrum, laid against the charcoal grey of the storms retreating from the sunset into the east. Of course, I was heading west, so I couldn’t see the whole thing. DFH, however, had a full-on view, and when he spotted it, he did a double-take, but quickly recovered, and muttered, “That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen!”

perfect set-up for the weekend, as we’re heading to Charles Town tomorrow with my godmother and her partner.

This is all kinds of wrong…

For Christmas, I got a meme.

Maine Coon
You are a Maine Coon! You are larger than life, a
gentle giant. You are independent, but very
affectionate with your friends and family.

What breed of cat are you?
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Too funny. What is it about owners taking after their pets?

No, really, that made me laugh out loud

Thank heavens he's not a contributor. I nearly spit out my drink when I got to the second sentence, and the third just to reinforce how funny it is:

Please allow me to introduce myself. Like most people my age, I'm 51 years old. I have been a Mensa member for over a quarter of a century.