Posted on March 9, 2008 by Helen Thompson
Christ Announces Hiring Of Associate Christ | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“Overwhelmed by prayers,” Jesus Christ is urging folks to enlist the services of a customer service rep from Tacoma, Washington, who has promised the same level of service as people have come to expect from the Son of God himself, according [...]
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Posted on December 2, 2005 by Helen Thompson
Sure would be nice if I could taste it.
That's right, I've got full-blown sinusitis now. It's the cold that wouldn't die.
I should mention that the virus that started this round is most likely the same one I had a month ago, but got passed around the clan via my son, mutated, and came back [...]
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Posted on September 30, 2005 by Helen Thompson
DS: I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I have an A
in Spanish.
Me: Yay!! That's awesome! What's the bad news?
DS: I have a D in English.
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Posted on September 1, 2005 by Helen Thompson
This is really funny, in retrospect.
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Posted on August 22, 2005 by Helen Thompson
So what does it say about me that, when I get a spam from AmericanSingles offering one month free, I think it means I get 30 days of free, individually wrapped cheese?
(And what does it say that when Dean specifies that the singles are individually wrapped, I insist that we get the ones that aren't [...]
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Posted on August 3, 2005 by Helen Thompson
Wrote a deck on a story about direct mail marketing.
Then went back and reread it.
And burst out laughing:
With spam filters and ad-blockers killing your ability to reach people
through the internet, it may well be time to go postal.
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