LJ ate my nachoes post

I wrote a post last week because I was craving nachoes and wanted to
find a place that serves real nachoes, you know the big plate of chips
that everyone can dive into. i get so sick of places that serve eight
large chips each with a jalapeno slice and a thin layer of cheese.
Anyway, so it's still [...]

Blessed are the cheesemakers

So what does it say about me that, when I get a spam from AmericanSingles offering one month free, I think it means I get 30 days of free, individually wrapped cheese?
(And what does it say that when Dean specifies that the singles are individually wrapped, I insist that we get the ones that aren't [...]

Marketing whiz foo

so i have this very professional piece of correspondence before me, from some official department, disbursement, manila colored, check-type paper visible through the cellophane window.
It's addressed to “resident.”
Whee. Can I have some cheese?