WWow.

No wonder.
I thought I was eating “light” yesterday, and managed to consume 44 points worth of food.
This is what happens when I don't track.
And this is why I've gained 30 pounds this year. (And dent ceilings in my dreams.)
OFF WITH ALL OF YOU!

Delayed reaction

In all my years as a Phillyite, I never absorbed one particular odd pronunciation that those city folk use. Or thought I didn’t.
If you'll pardon the pun.
You see, driving down the road the other day, I said something about water.
And DFH turned to me and said, “Wooder than what?”
In a slightly related story, I had [...]